I got chips on my left n’ chips on my right – these

chips are da bes – These chips a’ight

nacho cheese, dip em’ once, no twice – got my

taste buds singing so sweet like feist

We chillin’ –AAAAiiiight– like 2 ice cubes –

Pop’ 2 bags – just smoked 2 doobs – yeah

We got munchies but what’s it to you?

I’m straight crunchin’ in the tub with smoov n’ my krew

BBQ Corn chips on the top o’ my list

Gnashin’ in me teeth boy it sounds like bliss

n’ If ya on a diet ya best get a grip – throw on

the snack track no, it’s not to be missed

– later on we gonna go for a dip,  slip em’ off

– we skinny dippin’ wiff-‘em all dressed chips

dressin’ ‘ah’ight for this special occasion – These

Treats are amazin’ n’ the hot tubs blazin’

Keep it cool in the Jacuzz i – got chips in the hot tub.

You know The pool is gettin’ steamy hot chips in the hot tub.

Head rush, gettin’ woozy – spillin’ chips in the hot tub.

She got da chips in her bikini – *She got chips in her bikini!

It’s The Wizard & Smoovie – with chips in the hot tub.

Yo girl, I know you feel these wet chips in the hot tub.

You know you gotta believe me, bay-bayyyy –

I got these chips up in this hawwwwt tub!

Chorus

Chips in the hot tub

Girl you know you want some

Kettle cooked potato

Fillin’ up my pie hole

Share em’ with ya sistaz

Pass em’ to ya brothaz

Feed em’ to ya lovaz – We

Chippin’ under cover

Got a big ol’ bag – Full o’ chipssss

Poppin off lids – Full o’ dippppppp

Slippin’ it in – but just a lit-tle

Then I pull it on out so we can take a nibble.

Keep on

Dippin’ while I’m dippin’, ya I’m a double dipper.

Always sippin’ while I’m chipping, chew em up like a chipper. In the

Back o’ the hot tub, you can call me Skipper. ‘Cuz I’m

Eating up the chips, non-stop, s’all filler,     Cool–

Ranch, so cool when it hits yo lips Cool

Ranch, so smooth while I chew my crisp – what’s this? –

— iss new — Ooh damn! That’s rich!

Take it to the next step – put it on’a sandwich!

I took advantage when I put you on a sandwich,

N’ the only-damage-I-done, was leavin’ you off a da bun.

You made the whole thing crunch, now every time I’m in the tub

I eat a whole bunch.  Smoovie, it’s time for lunch!

We keep it cool in the Jacuzzi – got chips in the hot tub. (monotone whispery)

You know the pool is gettin’ steamy hot chips in the hot tub.

Head rush, we gettin’ woozy – spillin’ chips in the hot tub.

She got some chips in her bikini – She got chips in her bikini!

It’s The Wizard & Smoovie – with chips in the hot tub.

Yo girl, I know you feel these wet chips in the hot tub.

You know you gotta believe me, bay-bayyyy –

I got these chips up in this hawwwwt [CHIP CRUNCH]

Chorus

You know when you’re in the rap game, it takes a little more than a bag of chips to get your foot in the tub.  And if you steppin’ up with a bag of lightly salted regular chips, without any dip, your chances are zip to none, son.  So next time you crack open that bag of Old Dutch, don’t forget to pass it to the left hand side.

 

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