By the glass, not by the shot.  I be

Sippin’ dat wine, from out da box

I Drink it chilled, never on the rocks, while

da Japanese, they keep da bottle hot

Chardonnay, merlot, malbec – now

the bottle’s empty and I’m feelin’ affect – ed

– Thought we had few more in the fridge

but i double checked it and stand corrected

We only got one mo’!? (let’s) hit the de-pot

Bust da cork – n’ we out the door

sharin’ dat bottle til we at da store

In our travel mugs, when we on the go!

This wine’s delish – simple and plain

I need a drink,  n’ I can’t refrain

gonna cure my brain of the daily drain

n’ dance around with my lips all stained

– oo yeah..join the mission

raise a glass n’ form an addiction

My affliction’s got me feelin’ awesome

Houston – I think we have a problem

Woooahhh..

I’m feelin’ tipsy – so

sound the alarm

cause this shit just hit me

Mmmm gotta get that wine

get da wine, get da wine

mmmm gimme that wine

get da wine mmm mmm

Mmmm gotta get that wine

get da wine, get da wine

mmmm gimme that wine

Wino

Oooh, Mmm, ya Merlot

In my camelback n’ I’m on the go

My girlie wanna taste, mmm ya, Oh no

Last time I had a glass, she drank a bottle

So I smell and sip, relax and oggle

Ladies lookin’ fine through my wine goggles

You wanna get sexy, ya, I thought so

Have a glass by the bed for when I cuddle

Get my snuggle on while I’m takin’ a sip

Pullin’ bubbly from the bedside cabinet

The babies like it when I poppin’ the tip

Its vintage shit, legit, I got a certificate

Out on the town, we get to plannin’

Hit up the club and start the scannin’

Spot the beauty that I want, aim the cannon

– Gotta have a wine with a hint of tannin

And don’t just slam it back  OHHH NooOO!

You gotta sip it like you want it bad  OHHHH YaaAAA

And by the time that you done you glass  OHHH NoooOOO!

You might just have a little class  OHHHH YaaaAAA!!

And don’t just slam it back  OHHH NooOO!

You gotta sip it like you want it bad / like you in a bath  OHHHH YaaAAA

And by the time that you done you glass  OHHH NoooOOO!

You might just have a little class  OHHHH YaaaAAA!!

Mmmm gotta get that wine

get da wine, get da wine

mmmm gimme that wine

get da wine mmm mmm

Mmmm gotta get that wine

get da wine, get da wine

mmmm gimme that wine

Wino

Mine’s half empty, mine’s half full

Break out the box, give the tab a pull

Hold out your glass, let the vino flow

The taste of honey, isss so subtle

Its so tasty, mouth is pasty

Sip that glass, bro, don’t be hasty

Have a glass with me, GIIRRRRRLL

You know this wine’ll rock your WIIRRRRRRLLLLL (swirl)

I’ll have a beer, – hell no!  Wait

Here’s a glass of fermented grapes

gurgle that shit tell me how it taste?

This shit’s straight gold, think I’ll have a crate.

MMMMMMmmm, this wine is steller,

where’d you get it? from my cellar!

this licka been sittin’ since ’82

– – hit that shit when I was in the womb!

Mmmm, wow, picture that

Did your mama stick a bottle right up her – NO!!

She was drinkin’ at church.  The blood of the lord?

I was sippin’ wine from the umbilical cord

Ooh, that’s hot, but kinda sick. . .

What ya mama never let you have a sip?

No, she drank a bit, then filtered it

and we hit that shit straight from the tit.

Mmmm gotta get that wine

get da wine, get da wine

mmmm gimme that wine

get da wine mmm mmm

Mmmm gotta get that wine

get da wine, get da wine

mmmm gimme that wine

Wino

(Cue dance moves)

 

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