1 O’clock rolls around, time to get outta bed.  I got

Got no money, my bank account is dippin’ in red.  I gotta

Make the cheddar quick before I get some better kicks

Nose out the front door, had me turning my head.  That’s when I

 

Met the wizard’ hangin in the parking lot.

Eyes bloodshot, bangin’ tracks from the parking spot

Tracks hot like the batter on the grill with a splatter.

No matter the weather, or whether it’s dark or not.

 

He keep it cookin’ on the griddle – oooooh, the shit sizzle’s.

His recipe kills, he got the skills to rock

A ride that’s gotta jack to plug the grill in the back.

And it would still kick yo’ ass on the track in a shot.

 

The first thing he let me know is that This shit’s hot.

And the shit’s straight gold in the game we brought

The whole grill, gold-plated, fuckin had me sedated

So when he fixed me a plate I said why the hell not?

 

We makin’ pancakes!! What?! Use the

Mix from the box

Pour it inna bowl

N’ crack an egg on top

I eat pancakes! (What?!) Now you (gotta)

Add a cup o’ milk

Stir it til it’s Smoov. ’til it’s

Soft like silk

WE FLIPPIN (What?!) C’mon n’

Pour it on the griddle

Flip it when it bubbles

Pour the syrup in the middle

You making waffles? So WHAT? Why

don’t you shut the fuck up!?!

We flippin Jacks til the

motherfuckin’ Sun comes up

 

First I put this stick in ya big brown bowl

Mix it up smoov so it tastes like goowld! – Ya know

I’ll make ya sated by fillin’ ya holes – withanold –

recipe I stole from the dead sea scrolls – I got

 

Pancakes, cherries, cream n’ strawberries

maple syrup streams n’ dreams of lingonberries

so pour ya self a coffee, pour ya self a tea – and stuff

ya big yap – This is how it’s gonna be

 

see it puts me in heaven when i heat up the oven

n’ i’m fillin’ my belly with this food that i’m lovin’

– n’ don’t cha bother frontin’ with them lame ass muffins

– you said they were the best but I knew you was bluffin’ – so

 

when ya startin’ ya day n’ you don’t wanna wait

for the finest of foods with the finest of mates

yea i’m keepin’ warm n’ the shit tastes great!

so what the fuck you waitin’ for go n’ dish up a plate!

 

We eat Pancakes!! What?! Use the

Mix from the box

Pour it inna bowl

N’ crack an egg on top

I eat pancakes! (What?!) Now you

Add a cup o’ milk

Stir it til it’s Smoov. ’til it’s

Soft like silk

I make pancakes! (What?!) So go and

Pour it on the griddle

Flip it when it bubbles

Pour the syrup in the middle

You making waffles? So WHAT? Why

don’t you shut the fuck up!?!

We flippin Jacks til the

motherfuckin’ Sun comes up

 

I’m Slanging

Jacks every day, N we bangin’ on the corner. Make a

killin’ when I’m grillin, slammin pancakes over.  But we’d

Never slang a johnny to your under-age daughter.  Rather

Pull a fork n’ knife for THE PANCAKE SLAUGHTER!

 

Delicious n’ nutritious [singin’ or talkbox]

But if I catch you jackin flaps from my stack I get vicious.

Even on a sunny day –  this shits like Christmas!

You couldn’t make this kinda crêpe, not even with three wishes.

 

Pancakes, butter

With syrup on top

Whip cream, so cool

But, the shit’s so hot.

 

Flip ‘em. Stack ‘em.

Grab a fork & Attack ‘em.

Anybody try to jack em’ – I take

the cake and I cap em’

 

GIMME BACK MY PANCAKES

 

We eat pancakes!! What?! Use the

Mix from the box

Pour it inna bowl

N’ crack an egg on top

I eat pancakes! (What?!) Now you

Add a cup o’ milk

Stir it til it’s Smoov. ’til it’s

Soft like silk

I make pancakes! (What?!) So go and

Pour it on the griddle

Flip it when it bubbles

Pour the syrup in the middle

You making waffles? So WHAT? Why

don’t you shut the fuck up!?!

We flippin Jacks til the

motherfuckin’ Sun comes up

 

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