Ice cream man was rolling along
Rolling along to the ice cream song
Ice cream man was rolling along
Rolling along to the ice cream song

Back When I was only 12 years old
we were runnin’ down the street to grab us a treat. Yum!
Ice cream man with sweet treats so cold
THAT’S GOWLD! . . . . Or so I was told!

Kids runnin’ left, kids runnin’ right
Ice cream man went nuts. It was a fright
Drivin’ all around everybody’s lawns
Rollin’ along to tha ice cream song

Ice cream man was rolling along
rolling along to the ice cream song
Ice cream man was rolling along
rolling along then something went wrong.

Went crazy, completely nuts
swerving around in his ice cream truck
Swerved over bushes, swerved into trees
got on my knees said dear lord please

save me from this ice cream man
I’m sorry lil’ Wiz I don’t think I can
See – This is all part of my master plan
see that man? What the Ice Cream man?

his name is Stan -he’s from East Van, man
And the love of his life, his lady wife’s name’s Fran
Hey yo, is she from Idaho? NO!
See, he got in a jam with his brother Sam

when they ate a ham straight out of a can
and he ended up with botulizam,
They ate a ham straight out of a can
And ended up with botu-li-zam!

Ice cream man was rolling along (Rolling along!)
Rolling along to the ice cream song
Ice cream man, his name was Stan
He went insane from botulizam

Ugh.. Smoovie, man, what happened?
I was doing a two and this guy blew through my bathroom!
Yeah, I thought I heard something happening, man
I think the ice cream mans been smokin’ crack again

You know, that Stan’s one bad ass dude.
Hey! You think he should join the Kemo Treats, Smoov?
Right now it’s me and you, You and me!
The ice cream man would make us three, damn

We could form a rap trinity with Stan!
No way, Gawd! – was this your master plan!?
Indeed – go forth and form a rap trinity
Smoovie, Stan and the Wizard named G

Go spread the word of the ice cream man
Straight outta the gospel of the virgin Fran!
But he’s gotta stop drivin’ on that gin and cran
Man! That dudes been wasted since 10 AM!

Stans high and drunk, he must be CRUNK!
Oh man! He just about hit that skunk!
Ooo Damns! He’s headed straight for the river!
That ice cream man can really giver

Ice cream man was rolling along rolling aloooooong!
rolling along to the ice cream song
He drove off the bridge and into the river
That ice cream man can really giver

 

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