Intro:

Gonna go campin’ now
Gonna hang with the bears now
Take a dip in the lake
Stay out late with my homies

Sittin by the fire,
have a good bottle o’ wine, oh yeah.
Just want to get down with my homies in the wilderness

In the wilderness,
where we chillin with a bear,
and a yeti, holy spaghetti.
We goin’ campin’

We goin’ campin’ with my homies.
Campin’ with my homies.

Straight Campin’

Hanging in the backwoods with my peeps
Ain’t nuthin’ like camping with Kemo Treats
Time to get out of the hustle of the city streets
Go on, pitch your tent to some mother phat beats

Hanging in the backwoods with my peeps
Been waiting for this weekend for weeks and weeks
Time to get out of the hustle of the city streets
So pitch up your tent with your favorite M.C.s

Fire up my chainsaw. Its gonna rain sawdust
Wood chips flying like a flaky bun crust
Take out my axe, its time to hack and split
up the wood real good, quick toss it in the pit

Now the flames roaring high in the night sky. No matter
Where you sit Wind blows smoke in your eye
Its no surprise that when your camping with Kemo Treats
We pop the trunk, crank the subs, those some funky ass beats!

Anybody see the wizard? He’s got my bud.
I was bathin’ in da lake, rub a dub with a bear cub.
Took a swim to the local store
grabbed a box of grahammy grahams, cause it’s time to make s’mores!

Chocolate, Marshmallow, grammy gram sandwiches
G Wizard, these s’mores are delicious
Watch out for bear cubs, i hear their mom’s vicious
They’ll tear your arms off, u won’t get new ones for xmas.

But you might get a tent or a lantern, an if Santa
brought you coal, throw it in da fire, watch in burn
While you at it grab the hacky sack Jack but
Watch your back, don’t wanna get singed by my fire-cracker

M-80, to impress all da ladies.
Maybe wanna hit it up by the river later, baby?
When we hangin’ in da woods d’ain’t no night life,
Straight bustin’ ghost tales by the fire with my flashlight

Chillin by the fire wif my favorite peeps
Eating s’mores galore with da Kemo Treats
Drink a couple beers, toss around a frisbee
Nice throw G Wizard, now its stuck in a tree

Chillin by the fire wif my favorite peeps
Eating s’mores galore, das some tasty treats
Drink a couple beers, toss around a frisbee
Ranger Rick rolls up in his humvee (hummmer SFX)

OH NO! Where da chips? Ask Ranger Rick
OH NO! Where da chips? Watch out for wood ticks
OH NO! Where da chips? I’ll go find out!
If we don’t get the ladies, we just EAT DA CHIPs OUT!

have a sip o’ whiskey from the flask but don’t backwash
Oh no! Watch your back its a sasquatch!
Bigfoot and a Yeti, No way! I love yetis!
I bet they could get a jobs as mascots! SHUT UP RANGER RICK!

Just in time, I got a beer bong ready!
Hold it steady. I never slammed a beer with a yeti!
So who’s ready – 1, 2, 3. Chug-a-lug!
Here’s a beer for the mother and another for her bear cub

We got Bigfoot, yetis, sasquatch, and bears
All the ladies in the place shake your derrières
All my homees in bush, throw your axe in the air
And if you’re down with campin` bring your folding chairs

Chillin’ by the shore with the Kemo Treats
Cliff jumpin’ in da lake where da water’s deep
we got marshmallow, chocolate and the grammy grams
Nipple slip in the lake, see your mammary glands

Chillin’ in the lake with the Kemo Treats
Swimming back to the shore for some tasty treats
we got marshmallow, chocolate and the grammy grams
Nipple slip in the lake, see your mammary glands

 

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