Yo Granny, what’s crackin’ ain’t seen ya for weeks
I just ran out of weed, HOOWEE! this place reeks!
Hey, G Wiz, come and give Gramma a kiss
just like we used to do back in o ’36

Ok granny, I think the nurse been stealing my weed
How’s your glaucoma? Howard!!!! Oh, he’s such a cassanova.
Yeah grams, He’s quite a smooth playa, G Wizard
Oh wow, I’m hotter than a wood stove in a blizzard

Yeah, I know, but – I wanna touch his creamy thighs
Anyway, Granny you get those meds for your eyes
What gorgeous eyes, you said?
What, 2 Smoov? His pale skin make me blush all red

Wow, great granny, that’s always great to know
Now where’d u put the bong cuz I just packed bowl
Oh, its over in the corner with my needle and thread.
Over in the corner with the needle and thread

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Yo, where’d you put the bong cuz i just packed a bowl?
Oh, its over in the corner with my needle and thread.

Over in the corner with the needle and thread
Over in the corner with the needle and thread
Yo, where’d you put the bong cuz i just packed a bowl?
When you chillin wit yo granny you just gotta high

And that lady’s packin chronic; weed’s in high supply
It releaves the pressure from glaucoma in my eye
And don’t you worry about your short term memory
Don’t you worry about your short term memory
Don’t worry about your short term memory
Don’t worry about your short term. . .

So Granny, what’s crackin’, can you hook up some bud
I’m fresh out smoke, and we hittin’ up da club.
G-Wiz come and give Granny a kiss
Just like we used to do back in old – Howard!!
I’ll just pack another bowl. Have you seen my hearing aid?
No, I’m looking for the bong. What’s that you say?
Where’s your friend 2 Smoov, oh he’s such a looker!
What, no Gran. Have you seen my slow cooker
No! You must need a snack you’ve been working all week
Actually, I’m unemployed. Yeah, Smoovie’s so sweet
I love his belly and beautiful smile.
Hey Granny, lay off. Oh, could he come over for a while?

No, he’s busy busting rhymes at the hip hop institute.
Spitting phat lines and being astute.
Its kinda necessary to perform outside da booth.
Cuz we gots to get paid! Have you seen my hearing aid?

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